I DEFY YOU, HEART MAN!

Not with that attitude!

At one point it was a deliberate choice, just as Tom Waits chose to overblow his voice around the time of "Small Change". Letting your voice break like that does have consequences, though, and Bob Dylan's not immune to them. He can modulate the way he makes sound so that the voice breaks less, but at age 73 or…

You don't wanna rescue a family on that rahd…

My favorite is still the Downton Abbey photos with the giant space worms photoshopped in (seamlessly).

Yeah, and what's with the reference to Frodo? It's SamWELL, not SamWISE! I hope you get fired for these blunders, billy boy!

He'll just have to write the last book in hebephrenic shorthand: "Ironborn irrelevant. Bran Dragon—victory legs! Jon Snow Night's Targaryan King as ice and fire and knowing something. Ned's promise in a garden: treeface; fatherly advice. Sansa in the sky with diamonds. So many maesters. Ramsay, meet Nympheria.…

I think the point of that paragraph was to indicate how infinitesimal is the fuck she gives re the negative comments on her columns.

Hugs? Handshakes? Get a fucking room!

The DEN? May GOD have mercy on us all!

You should come to my place for Christmas dinner. We carve a giant holopchi, and then of course there's the traditional exchanging of the socks.

Yeah, but doesn't the meaning of "cool" just break down into "I LIKE THIS THING"? I mean, maybe there's a piece of it that also acknowledges the tastes of others—one can like something, e.g. Don Henley's soaring vocal on "Boys of Summer", while at the same time knowing that others will not perceive it to be…

"One two three four!"
Crowd: "Cabbage rolls and coffee!"
"Mmm-mmm good!"

It's not you, it's me, internet.

suspiciously cagey.

Vancouver's not really Canada—in Vancouver they pronounce "about" the same way as right-thinking people.

You need a van that has the little tinted glass window on the side that they can see out of—it's more fun when they still have a glimmer of hope in their eyes!

Remus likes this news!

Eh, you know what—you're right. I don't have a clue what joke you're referring to, and honestly I don't care.

That's how you contribute to a conversation—yelling "fuck you" in all caps at people?