Apology accepted!

They do it inside apartment buildings, and it circulates! Can you imagine how fucking selfish you have to be to boil cabbage indoors?

I hate the smell of boiled cabbage, but you don't see me trying to ban cabbage boiling. I mean, if anything I just feel sorry for people who are still eating boiled cabbage in this day and age.

Where I live they're banning smoking on patios next summer, even though 90% of patios are already non-smoking. It's not a health issue at that point in terms of cancer, as it's outside; if you have severe allergies, go to the other 90% of patios. I understand that by stigmatizing the addiction and de-normalizing it,…

"You think you're better than me? It's go time!"

Pfft. Don't make me laugh bitterly into my own scorn.

Dylan: Mark it FUCKIN' fragile!

I am partial to his rendition of "The Little Drummer Boy". He sings his best for Him, pa rum pa pum pum! Plus it's fun to make little hoof movements as you listen to the ox and lamb part.

it could also be some kind of completely harmless alien ectoplasm that totally isn't going to take over your mind.

He's waiting for the lab results to confirm it.

Agreed, but it's not very user-friendly. Where do I slot in "empty liquor bottle" and "foreverjesus"?

And you ask yourself, how much bluer could they get? Answer: none. None bluer.

"Jackin' for the Loooooord…"

*cues up "Baker Street"*

I'm sure they'll bring their A-game to the Smootchie Wallace Arena.

"I've got an idea…let's make our entire prime-time line-up a zone of silent reflection."

That also works! There was a Curb episode where Larry uses 'Zhay ya' as a mantra, only to find out it means "fuuuuck me!" But you likely knew that. Goddamn you, IK, always two steps ahead! Now, to get back to work on my history of the Gabor family.

That t-shirt has pretty deep pockets!

I'm re-reading Blood Meridian, and thinking about how the archaic and obscure language of the text fits with the Judge's project of drawing things in his books so that they can be wiped from the world. I can't even imagine the research that went into making this book.

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