Price seems like a nice chap. I watched a bit of that podcast with Ben Schwartz, and recall Price's favorite pitched-and-rejected joke being Homer burying his underwear in the backyard because he'd soiled them so extensively. Take of that what you will.

Ah, the classic O'Neal withdraw-entrap!

Editor: "Mr. O'Neal, a film can't "play vaguely", can it? I mean, our awareness of the film may be intermittent, but surely the film is either playing or it isn't." *laughs nervously*

Men in White Can't 21 Jump Street

Hopefully they'll also secure Johnny Depp for the intergalactic futterwacken at the end.

Guys with recessed chins and/or double chins tend to look better with a beard, especially when they reach their 30s and their faces just sort of fall/blend into their necks.

Maybe. I searched it on google after your comment because I find these things interesting, and people refer to Featherstonehaugh as being pronounced "fanshaw". Since, however, I am not a Brit and my analysis was hardly scientific, I concede that I don't know what I'm talking about. Also, since Guthrie…

Chumley-Fanshaw, surely.

Open wide for some shock-uuhhhh!

O.C. Smith, "Little Green Apples"

Little Feat, "Missing You"

Golden Earring, "Twilight Zone"

It's a good lyric, but it's no "The ghost of electricity howls in the bones of her face".

"I used to sing a song that went
'No more Springs, no more Summers, no more Falls';
I believed I was nearing the morning when
nettles would pour from the shower head;
when I would be ripped out of the world for re-casting
the blues in plastic.

My parents bought my brother and I some cheap disco galactic funk knockoff of the Star Wars soundtrack, which was disappointing to say the least. "Music inspired by Star Wars" on the cover. It had a drawing of two people in space suits doing the goddamn space hustle on the cover. I believe the record was about 99…

Nice! Family legend has it that I learned to read at age 3 so I could skip to the Elvis songs I liked the best (I liked the rock stuff, not the schmaltzy ballads like "It's Now or Never"). I think I had applied to be a member of the Elvis fan club when I was 3 too, and a month or so later he died. I still think he…

Is that the one with the hit single, Get the Fuck Off My Lawn?

"Shit, I forgot to bring a flashlight. Russell, can you use your incredibly white and luminous teeth to guide me to the campsite toilets?"

That studio name reminds me of the dog that the Soviets sent into space. Poor little Laika, sitting there in his spaceship, all alone, with no sex-crazed geckos to eat.

What about when snowmen ride roller coasters, and what's holding the tracks up is more snowmen piled on top of each other, and the snowmen holding up the tracks keep yelling at the coaster-riding snowmen "We are tough snowmen! You can ride on these tracks all day but we will not budge!" Because I kind of admire…