Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

I just meant in the sense of him staying in your body longer, so that the withdrawal is more prolonged, the absence of him becoming an almost unendurable misery.

It's artis-anal!

You misspelled "Hardy".

It just made it worse—now it smells like an ass that's been stuffed with parmesan cheese!

I imagine that it's more of a function of other writers trying not to look like O'Neal's non-union Mexican equivalent, as opposed to him actively telling her to stay out of his territory.

If I knew more about American politics I probably would have picked a more obviously evil Republican—he's just the first Republican who came to mind.

Peak Cumberbatch is over?

Now scheduled for my nightmares: John McCain chasing me, screaming "Kali maar!"

That is an excellent headline.

Aye.

My Cumberbatch is tingling!

I thought the most recent season was pretty good. You didn't like it?

I would loudly request the song "AssHats".

I assume they like to complain and get negative attention, as per the Trolling Protocol.

Hello Satan, my old friend…

Yeah, I hesitated to make the joke, but I just can't resist the lure of Satan. No offence meant, to anyone, ever.

I admire O'Neal's self-restraint in not just making a screengrab of the opening shot of that Whoopi Goldberg video and photoshopping in a watermelon.

Bow down before the all-seeing pie of Zauron!

We had a similar thing at my elementary school, wherein if you read a certain number of pages you got taken out for pizza. I was a reasonably avid reader, but holy hell was I ever full of shit when it came to claiming to have read books. I still remember happening upon "The Lord of the Rings" for the first time at…