We're approaching critical ass!

No no, I think he wants her to cosine a loan.

She's the prettiest girl whom ever Isosceles.

Xanderpuss loves triangle face! Xanderpuss loves triangle face!

Will two of her band members be locking their art jackets into her art jacket?

Tentatively re-named The Salt In Our Saris

Ah sorry, I honestly wasn't trying to browbeat you. Now I feel bad and I got a high-five—it's win-win!

In accordance with my strict policy of giving people the benefit of the doubt, I assume that your misspelling of "righteously" was intentional self-mockery. High-five me, you magnificent bastard!

I don't mind him using the phrase "dope shit", but I'll be damned if I'm going to stand by while he insinuates that the South Carolina Upstate Mycological Society doesn't deserve legal representation.

That's a speed period, used for rapid wit.

Here's what I got when I hit shuffle:

I know a couple with a big age gap & it has nothing to do with money. He is a (much) older writer/novelist, she is a younger lawyer and poet. If anything, she supports him financially. I think artistic ability can be as powerful a draw as money. *tunes up the old banjo*

Ha, fair enough. I was giving you his explanation, which owes a lot to the show Black Books.

I introduced my son to the music of The Magnetic Fields years ago and generally promoted tolerance for homosexuality when I could. He's 17 now, and his best friend recently came out as gay (to everyone except his homophobic father). I love that my son doesn't hesitate to have his friend over for the night. I love…

I tried to like this show, but I gave up after two episodes. Now what in the hell am I going to do with all the leftover surströmming I bought for viewing parties?

I think their fascination likely stems from the similarities in tone between a trombone and a cow. I'm sure to a cow it must be very interesting to have a wrong-looking cow show up in your field and start talking a bunch of crazy bullshit.

*O'Neal berates an audience member to tears*
Jealous audience member: "Ohhh…look who's the new pet!"

Well I'd rather have a full frontal lobotomy than a lobot in the full front of me.

"My next guest, with whom I am contractually required to speak, has been in several unwatchable superhero films, despite repeated criticisms from critics and some of the higher invertebrates that they are little more than psychological vandalism wrapped in a riddle wrapped in a batsuit." *a solitary boo is heard from…

This Kid Rock fella
Sings just like Bob Seger does:
All balls and no dick.