Look on the bright side. At least Niners fans don’t have to drive very far to the new stadium.

Hayne apparently cleared waivers. Which is good for the Niners but bad for my track record of Fantasy GM/sports analyst. I guess even Skip Bayless is wrong once in a while.

This and the Hayne release are all part of Trent Baalke’s master plan to make 49ers fans completely apathetic to this team.

this is too stupid for words. shouldn’t the NFLPA be all over them to deal with this? it’s like the NFL is run by people who don’t give a shit about player’s health.

“The woman...was clearly experiencing discomfort in her eyes for quite some time after the incident.”

No charges were brought because there was no offense.

*Tries to throw a punch*

Cla77ic 7taley.

So who did Colin give the rose to?

Vernon was about to drop the hammer, but then he realized that was his younger brothers schtick.

Absolutely adorable.

Just checked. Yes he did. 30.3ppg, 10.6apg, 10.4rpg over 5 seasons. Wow.

I believe Oscar Robertson averaged a triple-double over his first five professional seasons if you combine them.

Maybe the Redskins can hire Yankovic to imitate a competent head coach.

This is a cool thing. I'm personally partial to Oscar Robertson averaging a triple-double for a season, Wilt averaging 51 ppg for a season, and Gretzky having nearly 1000 more points than anyone in NHL history.

Wilt Chamberlain fucking 20,000 women is the most impressive. In all honesty, my favorite one is how Wilt played 48.53 minutes per game in 1961-62 (got the exact total from Bleacher Report, may be incorrect).

The only thing Christie fantasizes about is milkshakes