You must shit gold, too, right.

You’re still driving it, though, and I will treat you accordingly.

I think I also saw AUDI selling cheap desk fans and charging cables on Amazon as well. 

What do New York cops do exactly?

I dunno, man, sounds like a textbook “standi your ground” case to me.

God, you’re not doing your job.

Where’s tesla_fan and all the other bootlickers. 

“She locked herself out on accident. Her phone or her key could have let her back in. Or a call to her partner. Or a call to roadside assistance. You don’t have to wait for them to arrive, they can unlock remotely. There are at least four different ways to get back into the car.”

Alright Stretchy Stretch. Break’s over. Get back to the counter.

Please refer to update 2022.40.4 for the Tesla Model 3 and others. Or 2023.12.1.1. I could go on but I don’t think it matters for someone like you. 

The why matters.

I am wagging my finger at Elon Musk because he has presented his solution as an ethical option and his idiot fanboys repeat such claims until they’re backed into a corner (exhibit A, thank you).

It’s weird. No car I have ever owned has locked me out on its own, required a special keycard or a phone call to my spouse. Strange the world I live in differs greatly from yours. I have locked myself out by accident. The car didn’t lock me out. Every  single suggestion you have assumes something that is irrelevant to…

Teslas are definitely not known to have bugs after updates where people can’t open their doors, even with the manual latch, or because it resets a setting buried in the menu for some reason blocking the capability of the manual release. I mean, not even a five second search of Google will give you plenty of this info.…

I’m sure Tesla has deleted that evidence by now, anyway.

Well, yes, because other cars aren’t known to have this bug. You knew the  answer all along, little buddy.

See, you were fine until you went with “fuel source” diatribe, which of course, applies directly to Teslas, because you idiots don’t know how electricity works.

We gonna get the tesla_fan guy in here telling us that this isn’t a big deal, cars blow up all the time, my Teslas haven’t blown up yet, see!

Again, what is the literal fuck is wrong with Tesla fans? Is the extreme cognitive dissonance of your slovenly affection for a car that is clearly more akin to a Tamagotchi than an actual vehicle a feature or a bug in your mind?

I know this sort of real-world stuff is difficult for you, but it’s possible she didn’t have it because she didn’t have her wallet because her wallet is in her purse and she doesn’t expect the car to lock itself and refuse to open.