What horrible things.

I will continue to believe that orcas are our ocean-faring line of defense against dirty capitalists. 

Gee, I dunno, man, how about some ethics on behalf of the dirtbag car dealers?

Sure they would.

Hey there sunshine 

Why must nepo baby Margaret Qualley be in everything. 

I’d love to know how you define “right thing” when it comes to casting a movie about a fictional group of time travelers.

“What was once a story that centered a group of disabled individuals is now a story that has chosen to deliberately exclude disabled actors.”

“Of course, democracy isn’t crap, and the masses aren’t idiots.”

I’d argue that getting drunk and getting into a car is a perfect example of “intent to kill.”

Aww the cop among us is offended.

All cops are lazy.

I wish more influencers died while doing their influencing things. 

It’s got a airflow system inside, bro.

Fun story to piss all you wankers who want to store your shit in the front yard. Years and years ago, there was a guy across the street who had a giant bus-style RV he would just park on the road, blocking a full lane of traffic on a relatively calm residential road. It was shiny and hideous and in the desert sun, it…

Like cops, you mean?

Dude here would like “I don’t understand how the world works” for $2000.

Hey welcome to zoning. It’s been around since 1926.

In the sense that he’s smarter than you and you disagree with him? 

“frivolous codes”