I believe what you are describing is known as the "DeMuro Method™" (not actually trademarked but I wanted to use that key on my phone) :D

What kind of plebe gets laid in the back seat?

In a Bentley you get laid in the front seat, so all the peasants witness your glory.

They stopped and I thought, "Spike strip! Nice!". Nope. Rocks to the windshield.

...and you know what you're doing, so I'll just leave you alone.

No, that would make it MORE awesome!

I would sign sooo many waivers to ride a coach on the 'Ring. But they'd have to be speed tours—and if the driver doesn't hit the apexes, everyone gets a refund!

It's a public road, that also just happens to be a track. You can drive anything on it that's road legal.

Feed a herd inside the fence line, sit back, and watch the carnage.

Moar buses

Pave all of the runoffs, shave down the angry curbs, push the barriers back to meet modern safety standards and reprofile all of the corners in to something that looks like it was drawn with a ruler, compass and protractor.

Have traffic in two directions.

Bringing the Ebola virus into North America for the first time. Great idea. What could possibly go wrong? Might I suggest a route that would fly over Ukraine?

I know 1 million sounds like a lot, but trust me you can blow a lot more on two aces.

WE'VE FOUND A DEFENSE!

Yeah, well, he may get to drive awesome rally cars, but I've had sex.

And here I am typing on my computer eating Cheetos.

Nothing like something like this make you feel like you've wasted your life.

He sawed the roof off of a unibody vehicle. Crack pipe, case closed.

Nice buy! All white no less — That was a great mid-level coke dealer's car! That may not have the rep of the later Supra but that was great GT.