We're never going to be able to have nice things, are we?

Remember, if they don't find you handsome, they'll at least find you handy.

There are many other things I would rather buy for $3000 than this. Actually I would rather donate $3000 to charity than buy this. CP.

I guess you didn't hear his interview of Dan Rather, or Billy Joel, or Mike Judge, or Sia, or any of the other hundreds of amazing interviews he's done in the past few years. He gets the real story of these people's lives, how they grew up, how they became successful, and how they are now living their lives. It's…

I just knew this pic would be in the comments somewhere. Was in safety training class for work and the instructor had a whole story to go along with it about how it ended badly and people died. Don't if it's true, but I could definitely see things going bad quickly.

Safety first.

That's great and all and I appreciate the car because it has 707 hp, BUT let's see it go head-to-head with its competition around any track. The ZL-1, Z/28, and GT500 would kick its fat ass.

Count me in the demo that would like an Aventador, a Huayra and a Hellcat.

I would love to see someone actually get one at that price. By the time dealers get through stealing our rape whistles, it'll be an additional 10-13k because of its rarity. In addition, taxes here are at 9.5 so I'm sure it will be 72k by the time I'd get to turn the car over. Now with a CTS-V Wagon going for 72k MSRP…

Too high.

I was ready to give it a NP vote if it was in the 10 second range... 15? FIFTEEN?!

A 15 second car with wheelie bars makes baby Jesus cry.

All i'm seeing is a 95 mile american equivalent to the nurburgring.

The NYPD then proceeded to tazer the drone and beat it saying "stop resisting arrest, stop resisting."

The NYPD then proceded to tazer the drone and beat it with clubs until it was dead, saying, "Grunk saw bird. Grunk say bird is good food. But, bird too boney. Not enough to go around."

As someone who has to deal with ideas like these getting shot down on the daily, let me sum up the reasoning...

Your buddy's aunt? If she does it why aren't you doing it? Also $63 an hour for a $19,244 payment means 305 hours. 305 hours in a month means almost 80 hour work weeks. You suck.

NP, all day, err'day. 12K is a steal for a Porsche that appears to just need a little work. Seats are easily replaceable, too.

Then you'll never get a Ferrari ever again.

I agree. Ferrari does this shit cause the magazines and blogs and everything are terrified of them. They need to all come together and take a stand. "We want to test your car. We are going to pick a random one out, order a set of tires for it from tirerack, mount them up, then drive it on a random track" None of…