That's the most high-tech, redneck idea I've seen in a while.

What tipped police off to the fact that one of their own was involved with organized crime? When he showed up to work — to work, at his job, as a police officer — in a $250,000 Ferrari 458 Italia.

Pssshhhhhhhtttttt, I can do that. Hold my beer.

That will never catch on.

You should sign off with a notice that you're about to be making some upgrades to Kinja.

That's nothing. Fox News has been airing its 'End of the World' reel continuously since November 4th, 2008.

Boobies. They just make everything better.

YOU.

The Royal Australian Air Force was scrambled after an unidentified aircraft recklessly endangered commercial aviation traffic over Darwin, Australia. The unidentified aircraft was shot down after it did not return communication attempts; it was also not transmitting any transponder code. When questioned, officials…

YES

She hit their car with her car, intentionally. This is not her first driving related offense. History of anger issues. Should've been charged with attempted murder, or a least assault.

Same problem here...

I promise you, the trucker didn't have a legitimate reason to be in the left lane.

Definitely true! For a media outlet that mines content from its user's posts it's completely counterintuitive to banish so many worthwhile comments and commenters.

Nobody eats until you pin her

Proper use of Festivus pole:

Gawker Media Related Grievances:

I'm still in the gray on the FP. I used to check out the FP all day for new stories. Now I check it once or twice at most and may only read one article because I spend the rest of my time on Oppo or other gawker sites where I'm not grayed out and ignored.

What's a dickfer?