Last summer, a gaggle of Buffalo Bills fans led by a truck driver named Charles Pellien, who happened to be missing one arm and one leg...

Wide Receivers Take Shit.

Lloll

Hennassey is exactly what I think of Hennessy.

In his defense, he thought her name was Jane.

More like Choada Vista, amirite?

Lighten up, Francis.

That was a deep cut b-side reference. Well done.

69 recs. Please stop the recs so this comment can be preserved for eternity.

Eh - it was made up here by me. It was also made up by Jon Favreau. I did not see his movie.

It's like Garfield Minus Garfield.

I don't support this concept, either. Unless homeowners who take the mortgage exemption also have to pee in a mason jar. (After all, this is Tennessee.)

And I was really looking forward to seeing "Chef" until I saw the cast. Blergh!

Angkor Twat

Please tell me it's the U.S. that sentenced them to deportation. Pretty please?

I'm not a Jon Favreau fan, so I did not see the film. Sorry. Then again, I think it was the featured West-East in-flight entertainment in the helicopter I was riding in when we took an RPG. Naw. Delta (force) wanted $4. I'm not a Jon Favreau fan, so I did not see the film.

I guess you could say it was a bridge too fart.

Thank you. I save bread with the mouth part of my face.

Use a towel. Otherwise your sheets will be 50 shades of brown.

Aw, shucks. I'd like to thank the academy, my agent, my mom, and... (sniffs) I told myself I wasn't gonna cry, but (sobs)