"As a palate cleanser for the last two weeks, please enjoy some stories of terrible customers receiving their just rewards."

Hail Purdue!

Howard's Johnson

My guess is Dumbassery.

Just like they protected us from girls kissing girls by having Lenny Kravitz lip synch / strike a pose.

First a doctor's office; now IT support? Who did you piss off in a past life? :)

Er, do you work at a doctor's office in the Midwest? Cuz otherwise I am confused.

I guess I'm in the minority, too. And I'm a white dude! Who knew?

Corey Haim? Cuz that would be more 1987, not 1989. (Also, RIP.)

My encounters are mostly run of the mill, except for the time I met Ben Stiller at an off-off Broadway production called "Matt and Ben." The premise was "what if the script to Good Will Hunting fell from the ceiling of their apartment?" It was written by two recent Dartmouth grads — one of which was Mindy Kaling. Ben…

Police have released this photo of a person of interest. Anyone with information about this person, and/or a wad of $1 bills, should contact police immediately.

Gollum is indoors? It must be frigid.

In this case, there is an entire team of patsies.

The smallest tank battle was the tankini.

This made me laugh.

Was this person seen in the area?

Er, this is Egypt we're talking about. I'd be more worried about the amateur reprisals.

Like, a eunuch?

If this is anything like Johnny Quest, then I am in.

Did he also save bread?