Well done!

Rec if you thought this was going to be about poop.

Did he also save bread?

$30? They've really got 'em by the balls.

"Tommy Craggs is an aesthete, a connoisseur, and a visionary. For me to poop on." - Triumph the Insult Comic Dog

"Oh, it slipped" does also not work during sexytime.

John Cazale

Baseball, hot dogs having sex with apple pie, and Chevrolet.

"Great food but chef is not friendly. Would not go back. 2 stars." -ClaytonD23

Alexander is a peaceful dude. He did not try to fight bok.

Annnnnnnnnd down the stretch he comes!

"I save breasts." - your dad

Was it a conscious uncoupling?

no Andrew Luck?

ET phone home.

In Hampton's defense, he was probably drunk.

I've always been partial to the Mega Maid.

I've always been partial to the Mega Maid.