I can't decide whether she looks like Nick Nolte's mugshot or Bill the Cat.

So I guess this shit...

"Everybody poops... sometimes." - Michael Stipe

+1 for wisdom

The aggressor's name: Seal Cosby.

I read this in Stefon's voice.

I can't quite put my finger on it, but this just seems wrong.

Looks like lights out...

"I can eat around the red things, but if you could remember for next time that would be great." - Bill Lumbergh

And by salute, you mean...

Also, I'd vote for the Wurm section of Yes' Starship Trooper. Great foreplay and climax.

Rush fans are going to try it.

Yo. Yao. Yo! Yao!

She probably sounded like Yoko.

I am old enough that I initially thought you were referring to Lawrence Taylor. Which would have been odd.

It's the Great Melons, Charlie Brown!

And don't even let me start on the Barbies.

Terrific memoir. Recommended!

One sweeper admitted she'd once won a bacon-scented iPhone alarm clock. Can't do much with that.

I recently visited Portland for the first time. I did not realize Portlandia was a documentary.