I can't decide whether she looks like Nick Nolte's mugshot or Bill the Cat.

I guess you could say it's...

So I guess this shit...

"Everybody poops... sometimes." - Michael Stipe

+1 for wisdom

The aggressor's name: Seal Cosby.

I read this in Stefon's voice.

I can't quite put my finger on it, but this just seems wrong.

Looks like lights out...

Pullman probably thought he would be greeted as a liberator.

"I can eat around the red things, but if you could remember for next time that would be great." - Bill Lumbergh

Someday a real rain will come and wash all this scum off the buildings.

And by salute, you mean...

Also, I'd vote for the Wurm section of Yes' Starship Trooper. Great foreplay and climax.

Rush fans are going to try it.

Yo. Yao. Yo! Yao!

She probably sounded like Yoko.

I am old enough that I initially thought you were referring to Lawrence Taylor. Which would have been odd.

Thanks for this. Also, there is no Santa Claus.

It's the Great Melons, Charlie Brown!