I figured it would be called "Rate My Oppressor."

Everybody have fun tonight. Everybody wang chub tonight.

More like may the foreskin be with you, amirite?

I always liked how Grandpa got a little frisky at the end of the show, then Grandma kicked him out of the bed.

You are overreacting. Sheesh.

Maybe he had just read Eats, Shoots & Leaves.

Scotch leads to philosophy.

I wonder how they're going to raise the funds. They don't seem like the bake sale type.

Too bad Nolan Ryan wasn't umpiring.

Am I the only one who had Hannibal Lecter come to mind?

I hear ya!

It sank after hitting an iceberg.

Holy carp, I'm guessing all the Coltfreaks.com posters also read Deadspin. Who knew they could read?

That's no hole. It's a space station.

You're poor and white?

I drove through this last night. It was a PITA.

Lawn game made from pipes?

Here's the link to Cornell's IRB. If you are pissed about this, you should give them a call. http://www.irb.cornell.edu/contact/

Screw Cornell. They did this because they have an insatiable desire to see their name in print. Gotta keep those LexisNexis ratings up.

Is this the same lady who posts about making $15467/month working from home? Cuz this is probably how she does it.