I'm guessing the air in said hallway ain't so clean, either.

This +100. Creating an opponent is for DailyKos.

Uh, don't say hamstring. No jinxing allowed.

"Ever do any fishing?" -Bill Cosby

The girl's name is Morgan, but it's pronouced "More-gone."

Good, Abortion, and News are three words that, all in a row, I find incongruous.

Compromise: Moron Match

Wow, what a beautiful dress!

This is Bud Selig's fault

Rec if you initially read this as Project Breast.

About 10 years from now: "Hey, Future, give me your lunch money. Now!"

300 sandwiches

"De Black Patent Leather Shoes Really Reflect Up?"

When is he coming back to Comedy Central?

The DC Metro would like a word.

Too much thrust.

She could be a air hostess in the 60s.

Wanna know the biggest peeve that still effects me to this day?

This looks like something out of a Dr. Seuss book.

The chickens are dead. They can't bite, nor can they be quite friendly, or often like to chat.