Why, thank you!

More like Captain and Toenail, amirite?

It ain't bourbon, but Angry Orchard hard cider pairs extremely well with the Trefoils shortbread cookie. It tastes like apple pie a la mode!

Comments are TLDR. I assume I'm not the only one who thinks Oculus Rift is a robot in disguise?

Wearing a glove decreases sensitivity and makes the food porn last longer.

Spoiler alert: Breaking Dawn is not about chess.

You better you better invest. - Pete Townshend

More like A-scat-osaurus, amirite?

Lord of the Flies Bistro

Yep. Cleveland radio broke Rush.

"Girl with a Pearl Necklace" at 2:05.

My favorite was "Girl with a Pearl Necklace" at 2:05.

She is the monarch of the sea!

From the looks of her chest, I think she's already gotten the amplification.

Yes, but I sold my COM 300 Research Methods textbook about 25 years ago.

Looks like Natalie Portman's screen test for "American Hustle."

Good grief.

Some people call him the Space Cowboy.

They raped the horses and rode off on the women.

Sacrebleu!