When can we start using the term consigliere, instead of lawyer, for Cohen? Paying off a porn star feels more former than latter.

#MAGA

#MAGA

These things often seem to happen just in time to make The Rachel Maddow Show.

As we speak he is installing a bulletproof ‘cone of silence’, so while he may be fired today, he will not hear it, therefore it will not count./

I could see him hanging on for another few weeks. He has actually been quite successful in his mission to murder whales and pave national forests roll back environmental protections.

I’m going to bet on next Friday at 7:12 AM, when Trump sends an irate tweet from the bathroom. Pruit isn’t even going to be next to go, because next week a mid-level staffer is going to be resign after it’s leaked that he failed to disclose a conviction for embezzling from a children’s charity.

His actions caused two fights to be cancelled, the UFC has to be out for blood because of this, McGregor just messed with their revenue.

We have lovingly chosen to separate as a couple. We fell deeply love so many years ago and have had a magical journey together. Absolutely nothing has changed about how much we love one another, but love is a beautiful adventure that is taking us on different paths for now.

Wow, what the actual fuck?

I’ll just leave this here Kim:

Even if Channing were the cause of the divorce, which I don’t know if I have it in me to believe because I adore him, Jenna’s a class act for not badmouthing him. Maybe it’s her saving face but I find that very sweet of her.

Personally, I’m not gonna get too uptight about a physical altercation between a bunch of people in the physical altercation industry.

Flawed Logic

Settle down Beetlejuice, he only said your name once.

“with flawed logic about things”

We’ll update this post if we figure out what the hell’s going on.

Our motto in TX for the next few months:

I resent the fact that my little poor country in Central America, can declare elections as national holidays and are held always on sundays, provide free public transportation for the day, and offer free sandwiches and coffee in polling places. America needs to do better.

Milk is disgusting but I have to say that this is probably the healthiest coping mechanism any reality show person has ever engaged with.