Kellyanne calls it “alternative rain.”

Just send Putin in his place.

Where upon Melania Trump bursts onto the stage and instructs Reince and and Steve Butthole to suck it..

Was he even trying to fake it? It seems like he was giving a big FUCK YOU to someone or something. Is he daring prosecutors to come at him for match fixing?

Goodnight and thank you, Kellyanne
You’ve completed your task
What more could we ask of you now?
Please sign the book on your way out the door
That will be all
If we need you, we’ll call
But I don’t think that’s likely somehow

No one uses condoms for oral sex. You can get all those other infections from giving or even getting a blow job. I doubt guys are being protected from STIs, other than HIV, by just using condoms for anal sex.

This a gay porn parody. It’s got something for everybody. Bears, twinks, skinheads, hipsters and... uh... “milk.”

Just checking, cuz my sarcasm detector is a bit off. This is a joke, right?