I’ll grant that “child” is an exaggeration. Let’s go with teenager. At least we can agree that it’s super fucked up.

SEC is going to make a meal out of him, and it’s about time. He’s not smart. He’s just got a good deal of money to throw around. Now we get to find out how much of it is actually liquid assets.

Well yeah, two metric years.

Makes sense to me, man.

Morissette has stayed mum (and the lyrics don’t name any names),
What? Obviously you never saw the rough draft:

The only thing he hated more than that job was losing it. The job was work, and he hates work. But winning it meant (to him) that people loved him and losing it meant they didn’t. Doesn’t matter (to him) that he won with less than 50% of the vote. He doesn’t understand how the electoral college works anyway.

“My offer was based on Twitter’s SEC filing being accurate,” Musk wrote on May 17.

This saga reminds me a bit of when Trump actually became president, and it really seemed like he didn’t actually want the job. 

They dated for two years in 1992? Damn, Canada is even weirder than I thought.

A “LIST” ISN’T A SLIDE SHOW!

How often do rockets explode?

Hello, this is Jace’s cat. I regret to inform you that I am not allowing my human to participate in this survey. You don’t need to understand us better than you do and frankly, I find this “—but think of the kittens!” rationale distasteful and disingenuous.

Bartleby is far too busy to participate in any surveys.

That was my take as well.

there are a bunch of big words in this article, but I’m pretty sure the gist of it is that you want me to post pictures of my cat in the comments

can do

Vote folks. Ignore the "ehh this candidate isn't the best" I'm staying at home nonsense. Go with the non Republican candidate period.

*sigh* TARS from Interstellar is woefully overlooked yet again.

Free speech means the government can’t have you arrested and thrown in a dark hole for expressing yourself. It has no meaning in any situation outside of that. 

You’re talking out of your ass, dude. The herb post was written by a non-employee (former Jezebel EIC Emma Carmichael) on her personal Kinja. The Deadspin revolt against the ridiculous “stick to sports” mandate got Barry Petchesky fired, which lead to the walkout of the rest of the Deadspin staff. This was all shortly…