One of the few appealing things about Twitter is that it’s not Tiktok.  

You don’t elect Republicans to govern, you elect them to cut taxes for rich people while demonizing minorities and taking rights away from women. This is none of his concern

This is the dumbest possible take.

To be fair politicians are still entitled to vacations and if you’ve expressly planned one to take you out of touch then that’s tough luck...

If the people of state you’ve been elected to oversee can’t find you or contact you, that sounds like a gross dereliction of the duties you swore an oath to perform. Furthermore, that’s also grounds to hold a recall election and boot your stupid, sorry, useless ass out of office. And hopefully they won’t send you the…

Suburban sprawl in Arizona is climate arson. We need to triple the housing capacity of coastal cities, price carbon, and watch people flee these places once they are responsible for paying the TRUE costs to live in the middle of the fucking desert.

Next you’re going to tell us Santa Claus isn’t real.

Still true.

I checked a video of the thing functioning normally, and it doesn’t have the “airbag” line. So, in other words, they must have actually recorded backup lines which automatically kick in if the thing malfunctions. Which, honestly, is kind of hilarious.

In the above humorous scenario “they” was meant to mean “Ezra Miller’s representatives” and “we” was meant to be the royal we, nodding to Miller’s megalomaniacal weirdness.

I’m not a lawyer, but I think the judge just signed the request, and it has yet to be granted.

“Starshine.”

I have a hunch that there’s ongoing meetings at the agency firm that represents him that are akin to the “What to we do with Howard Beale?” scene in Network.

Miller’s representatives couldn’t be reached because they are currently hiding at the bottom of a jug of whiskey.

Miller is getting creepier by the minute. Worse, he’s feeding people’s worst accusations about the trans community. The Fox News crowd just had their worst fears confirmed.

“Hey, I want to buy your thing.”

So, just so everyone remembers, Ken Paxton has a lengthy criminal history, and has been under investigation/prosecution going back to 2015 for bribery, fraud, abuse of office, and other high crimes. So WTF, Texas?

Ask yourself:

Juno didn’t seem androgynous at all, the character basically dressed like most girls I knew at the time

I haven’t seen Juno since it was first out but I don’t remember thinking “Gee, that pregnant teenager is definitely more androgynous that what’s seen in popular films!”
It was more like “Wow, that nerdy kid got someone to fuck him?”