That Ain't Ranch XXX

*Italians Grandma puts plastic cover over this song*

No thank you.

Upvoted for The National.

Vajayjay.

That's Kevin Corrigan up top, right?

Says the guy who's capitalized.

I was hoping for Bartleby.

My wife, Eleanor.

That does sound like a nice jacket! Some people have no taste (or class).

I'm probably employed! The restaurant isn't open quite yet so things are still shaking out, but I seem to have a job. Prep/dish.

Indeed.

I'm nicely dressed with thrift store clothes and some jackass in a pickup truck has me bemused and pissed: "P*ssy bitch. Motherfucker. *by this point he was driving away* F*ggot!" I'm wondering if he was complimenting my outfit or if he was angry at me for jaywalking (I was doing the patented "walk while politely…

What are you thinking of it? I'm about three quarters of the way through it and overall I'm enjoying it, but I certainly think it would have benefited from more insight.

I'm nicely dressed with thrift store clothes (my entire outfit probably cost $15) and some jackass in a pickup truck has me bemusedand peeved: "Pussy bitch. Motherfucker. *by this point he was driving away* F*ggot!" I'm wondering if he was complimenting my outfit or if he was angry at me for jaywalking (I was doing…

Happy birthday!

You're a real pal.

"You keep using this word jabroni, and it's awesome."

Firmer, as well.