'Twas ever thus.

New avatar!

Auto-fellatio.

Kinda tired but failing at sleep, which I'm alright with (for now). And yourself?

Hi everybody!

First!

I…I have some news for you Core.

Probably the most flat-out enjoyable concert I've ever been to, was seeing X at a small club in Minneapolis.

Holy shit!

I wish I had cleavage breath.

Downvoted for not fucking swearing.

You have just described my best friend.

I love you.

No. Speed is what led to the action movies. Get it right.

He ventilated Karl.

But how is the aforementioned person making Nicolas Cage feel?

Downvoted.

If we're talking Joe Rogan, pretty high.

Is The Last Action Hero the Asylum version of Last Action Hero?

You are an excellent parent.