Why terrifying? I keep thinking about downloading Tinder.

Way to go dude!

When you almost immediately his mother him.

It was unremarkable but good, thanks. I went to a midnight screening of Rocky Horror Picture Show with a live cast, and audience participation. It was my first time seeing it! Even though I had no idea what was going on for about 90% of the movie, it was so much fun. I think it was the most fun I've had since I went…

He's DPing models with DiCaprio.

The system works!

Spot.IM

Hello

Do a barrel roll!!

Giving serious thought to getting stoned and seeing that in a theater on Saturday.

We're your life.

Two days early! Holy shit!

Trust me, when 'Ol Reg is around, they already know.

No, that's Gentle Herpes.
Common mistake.

Was?

That will stick with Disqus, as it isn't actually affiliated with The A.V. Club.

Downvoted.

So I have never seen you give an upvote. Are you really that crotchety?

*cries*

35 of those are from me.