No. No you are not.

The nipple winked at you?

So Hawai'i says weed is cool?

Why is this a Newsire? Does Univision like Sanders?

*gets the fuck off your lawn*

Indeed. The very same.

I'm stealing that.

Yes. Yes it was.

Indubitably.

Bizarro Xanderpuss

A Moai.

Now there's a drink I haven't had in a long time.

When I'm a rapper* my stage name is going to be Nasty Nate and one of the lines in my debut single is going to be "I remain unconvinced that Jessica Chastain actually exists"

Have you ever seen a grown man naked?

MY NAME IS KIIID ROOCK!!

https://m.youtube.com/watch…

I like CDs, though I don't really buy them anymore.

Yup. Sounds to me like Tarantino being a jackass.

I was just thinking about that. Why not get Rinko Kikuchi?

R.I.P.