Both the balloons and the children are filled with shit.

Masturbate

The kazoo "dropping" was nowhere near as worth the wait as I had been led to believe.

Well if you choose to watch more you have quite a bit of very good entertainment to look forward to.

A talking dog?!?

I knew it! You really are Keith Richards!

Holy Rollers. Some young Orthodox Jews become Ecstasy dealers.

Every Fourth of July I post that speech on my Facebook wall.

Conversely, that WAS the right decision.

In not buying them, you made the right decision.

It's an American Dad reference.
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Citroën is one of "the Big Three." Who da thunk it.

"TROLLEY, CLANG CLANG CLANG WENT THE BELLL"

Humanity

Your best friend, is he a goer? Ay, ay, know what I mean? Also, congratulations!

I'll be watching A Serious Man at a monthly Coen Brothers thing outside of downtown.

I'll be watching A Serious Man at a monthly Coen Brothers thing outside of downtown.

What happens when a toad gets hit by lightning?

…Yet