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I would love to smoke weed with her.

Please God no. And I say that as a pot-smoking Coloradan.

Semi-reluctant upvote.

First!

No thanks.

The drive-through whorehouse??

That actually should be a Great Job, Internet.

Reminds me of big head mode in NBA Jam.

I love Steve Coogan.

Tom Hardy and Charlize Theron. Goddamn. I may never leave my bunk.

I'll be deep in the cold cold ground before I recognize Missouruh!

Communications!?

The A.V. Club

First!

You're Scrawler. You're the polar opposite of a heartless bitch.

Goddamn that was a good game.

I didn't realize that everything looked so…blue in the 2010 remake.

Second!

Maybe take a leave of absence, Internet.

Joe. Joe Joe Joe. He lives in Seattle. Magnolia is a neighborhood in Seattle.