If Leap Day William* is at the Xcel Center, than fuck yeah.

How about you listen to it, and proceed to praise the Screaming Females?

He's a community college dropout who got really lucky.

I want Backstreets played at my funeral. I love that song for a variety of reasons.

FUCK CHRIS CHRISTIE IN HIS FAT FUCKING FACE!!

I know what I'll hopefully be doing on February 29th.

John called me his friend! You all saw it!

I like you, but please get off my lawn.

I was told there would be no math.

*funky bass*

You act like that mental image isn't fuckup-edly adorable.

The Killing is goddamn terrific.

Don't listen to the sandwich.

Sleater-Kinney is a concert I'm still pissed off about having missed out on, and one of the greatest concerts I've ever been to (all in the same year).

Hmm…this gives me more time to save my pennies for a plane ticket to Seattle. I'm hoping the Alamo Drafthouse in Littleton shows it so I can say to my best friend; "Hey, not actually going to visit in early January. I'll see you when your birthday rolls around!"

Rich Fulcher! Sarah Silverman!

Wooo!

Is your beer available in Denver or thereabouts?

I'm sure you could find stoners on there, though I've never used it.

Hachi machi!