Tinder for stoners. That's something I might actually try (I might, but I won't).

Chris Meloni skip-running is one of my favorite things.

Damn (as in, "Damn, that's a lot!") Really? I could get a bottle of Woodford Reserve for around $33. Sheesh!

Thank you!

Hey that's my birthday! Maybe I'm one of them! …I'm not.

Aah Real Sex. 15 seconds of an attractive couple in their early 30s, followed by a minute and a half of sixty-somethings.

Fishing With Tron

Urrite.

Meh, Internet.

First!

Marijuana.

So this isn't a contest, this is just an advertisement.

What?

No.

Fuck yes Talking Heads.

BRUUUCE!!

The A.V. Club

That's what I would like to hear. Honesty.

"The state of the union is not great. Let's all stop pretending. I'm Audi 5000."

Thanks Obama!