I've said this before, but the single most infuriating thing about this motherfucker is how goddamn lucky he's been. Every single fucking problem he's had to face he's created for himself. If he'd been president during the financial crisis we'd still be at war with the moon to this day.

but I can at least kind of feel for the guy, to some extent.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: rich people have far more in common with each other - politics be damned - than with the rest of us.

“Just because I don’t agree with someone on everything doesn’t mean that I’m not going to be friends with them,” DeGeneres said Monday.... “When I say be kind to one another, I don’t mean only the people that think the same way that you do. I mean be kind to everyone.”

It’s absolutely “let”. We made an agreement with the Kurds that we would protect them in exchange for their help with ISIS. They drew down their defensive positions because we promised to protect them. Leaving your allies to get slaughtered is disgusting.

We do a damn bad job of defending freedom. Mostly we occupy countries and set up shitty regimes that come back to bite us later.

Let? We shouldn’t be playing world cop anymore. We’re not babysitters. Other countries can do what they want.

No man that’s ageist!!!!! It’s not like there’s hard evidence that shows people in their late 70’s suffer physical and mental breakdowns, and often die, at a much higher rate than people who are 20-30 years younger.

Same thing happened to my mom last year at the same age. She’s doing well, suffered no damage, but she’s too fucking old to be the President. 

His blood isn’t being evenly distributed throughout his body. Hypocrite.

So this happens to Bernie meanwhile the Burger King continues to somehow chug along.  I wish Bernie a speedy recovery & Trump to die an Elvisy sort of death tweeting on the toilet.

Given the average American’s understanding of basic Civics concepts—or their understanding of the founding documents they swathe themselves in (having had to memorize the Preamble in eighth grade doesn’t count as having read the entirety of the founding documents, folks)—it follows that Trump’s using the “if the…

It’s not so much that “there is no catch,” or “you can never control the ball” so much as “the distinction between catch and non-catch, or between receiver and ball for that matter, are meaningless and deluded.”

Yeah people who are smugly like, “deleted my FB account, problem solved” absolutely do not realize what the problem is or how big it is.

Max is a bush-league troll. Not even worth countering.

Yes, there’s an overwhelming focus on Western philosophy here, which makes me feel this is likely the area of the author’s specialty.

Be happy.  Zeno would have just kept drawing penalties from the defense forever anyway.

holy shit

I’m still pissed that Parmenides marked Zeno down at the half-yard line in 435 BC. Replay would have fixed that.

What idiot called it A Philosopher’s Definitive (And Slightly Maddening) Case Against Replay Review and not A Chrysippus Story?