The Bad News Smears

So says the lawyer

Would you feel safer if it was my business?

How frequently were you caught looking?

And lest we forget, that ERA figure is after a (relative) hot streak.

This is the Mets. The substitutes are not better.

At least they got a fucking win out of it. Meanwhile, I won’t see a championship until every last Wilpon is dead. 

If it’s any consolation, it’s now closed.

I recall reading an article titled “In Praise of Robert California,” where the author made a compelling argument that it was Robert’s vexing and aloof management style that forced many of the Office characters to step out of the shadows, take matters into their own hands, and grow into themselves, with the result that…

At the end of the day, Reggie McKenzie thinks you’re right at the end of the day.

Taste the rainbow, go to jail.

I recently left and didn’t think I would miss them as much as I do.

CAST

He looks more ready for a major infarction.

Somewhere, this past Tuesday night, a new, Met-fan edition of a young Joseph Gordon-Levitt made a wish that the Mets would win the pennant in a vain effort to have his father accept him.

Dirk

To protect and serve and bitch and moan

The Proctess, you mean

The Sixers are the opposite of Christy Brown.

When did they start installing turf in migrant children’s detention centers?