You’re an idiot. Losing to the #1 team in the world in a competitive tournament? That’s expect if you’re #31.

I’ve always said, “Goals change games."

Found him

Wondo’s mom brings the orange slices for halftime sooooo

You forgot WondoIamapieceofshitwhoshouldntbeontheroster.

How the fuck Bradley and Zusi were allowed to play a full 90 is beyond me.

You mean the US lost to the #1 team in the world lead by the greatest player playing today.

First she gives up the ball. Then does a hard foul on Messi. And then a yellow card. And I thought she played on the other team

Zardes must be on virginsonly.com because he can’t get a first touch right

Our midfield must be on farmersonly.com.....because we are getting FUCKING plowed.

“...because we’re all out of jaguars.”

Rest assured we will see the jaguar again. When it’s corpse is seen floating in the bay during the rowing events.

“We guarantee that there will be no more such incidents at Rio 2016.”

tfw they’re pulling on three

And yet he’s probably still like “Once you’re done mixing paint in my butthole, I’ve got word of another settlement that needs your help.”

RG Ill immediately cements himself as the most prolific Browns cover corner since Joe Haden.

Ranking of Cavs players by how much I’d want to see them start at QB for the Browns with no more than a week’s training at football:

Slapping that RGIII TM on the bottom left after cutting off the real creator’s logos indicates that whoever did it actually knew all about copyright, ownership and IP, but has no problem with stealing and passing it off as theirs.

What kind of an asshole puts a self-promoting copyright on an image they found on the internet? I know it’s probably his twitter lackey, but Christ. Unless you’re a fucking homesteader in the 1800s, you can’t just plant your flag in the ground and say “HYAH, THIS IS MINE NOW!!”

That is just... weird. It is like digital kleptomania. You have to know you will get caught, but can’t resist.