Imagine the year 2024. English teams are comprised of 95% English players. Harry Redknappy is the happiest man in the world. Chelsea, struggling to stay in the Premier League, look abroad for international talent. However, due to the rules, they need someone who’s played 30-35 caps over the past three years to get…

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The irony of Brexit of course is that England, Wales and Northern Ireland advanced to the knockout round.

But the thing is, saying, “Well, even if it isn’t true it’s the sort of thing they’d do” is what Hillary has had to put up with for twenty-five years. Benghazi, Vince Foster, crackpipe Christmas decorations, flinging heavy objects at Secret Service people, secret email servers that leaked information to China,…

Brexit is a dance where you promise the room that if they vote to do it, it’ll be awesome and then they do... and you switch off the light, turn down the music and everyone goes, “Uh, where are we and what’s going on?”

Honestly, what jumped out to me the most in this whole story is that the lawyer that eventually took her case is a patent lawyer. That’s like...getting a gynecologist to do your spine surgery. I mean, yeah, they’re both doctors, but the level of specialization is pretty intense. It’s the same with attorneys.

“Brexit? I had Brexit this morning. I had surreal and toast. And then I had a Sam ham witch for lurch”

I tend to just wish people would realise that this racist orange asshole would make an awful president.

Her name is Rio and her lab has been banned

WADA mess.

This was also the lab that tested all of the “clean” UFC fighters out of Brazil

Well, in hindsight, at least it’s a little less blood and pee that will end up in the water the athletes will be competing in... Right?

On the plus side, this will mark the first time a shitshow features actual shit.

Did someone say, “twist”?!

I love Japanese wrestling. It’s always been a goddamned three-ring circus.

Counterpoint:

What a twist!

“If you build it, you will probably bankrupt it.”

As a boy alone on the practice field he heard the ghostly whisper