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Meanwhile, Steph Curry is showing off whatever is your dad’s new favorite brand of tissue. So absorbent, so bland.

Here come the herby puns, the marjorum of which will be not as good as yours.

A spice joke, how oregano.

That's some sage advice.

Great thyming on this post, Emma.

It's pretty accurate considering Golden State got smoked last night.

I was thinking more like this...

I can think of 707 reasons they might do that.

Poor door fit? Check.

Stopped at a red light, I was in the left turn lane. I can’t confirm he had Nickleback on the radio, but I’m sure it was something similarly offensive.

I love all the haters in here today. “HURR DURR wait until the BoP changer DURR” Your argument is basically that Ford made a race car that races really good within the rules for the race that it’s racing. So they need to be detuned and made not as good at racing so the others can race good too. Im sorry that Ford’s

Separated at birth?

This is me. I couldn’t be happier!

TTV6 > your mom > V8

Oh yeeeeeah!

Needs more macho

It’s called “practice.”

You’ve failed, Near-Sighted Mustang