Best part about summers in NYC is definitely the sidewalk temperature imo. You walk around and can feel the heat coming up from the sidewalk. It actually makes my leg hairs straight and they fall down in nice swaying bands along my thighs, knees, calves, and finally collect in a little fluffy puddle of hair at my…

It’s not clear that he died. The eighteen wheeler was headed straight for him, but what happens next is not written. You never know when a deck of cards will save your life.

They started that rumor themselves which is somewhat flattering. Tomatoface is not and has never been employed by Gawker, GMG, or G/O. However, the call for him to have his own vertical on this network to do as he pleases is growing louder.

Because we need them more than they need us.

This is my favorite picture of Rand. Stuck in the past and still a child.

If you knew anything you’d know I always ditch burners after Friday. Fridays are fundays, ok? Fundays. It’s always slow around G/O on Fridays so why take pains to troll via deception when it’s hardly worth doing. I have changed burners every day this week except today because today is Friday and Friday is... that’s…

This is a very good argument and it’s worth noting that the network my system is connected to had no hand in my decision. The progressives would say the network is the sole reason for my decision, but that’s only because they’re low on self-esteem and highly susceptible to peer pressure. 

tldr

I cannot believe the DNC will choose Warren to be their nominee when she is automatically disqualified from commenting on anything having to do with Native Americans.

Just skimmed your blog post. How can you be so interested in “Tomatoface” yet so unable to identify which posts?

Every morning I wake up and go outside and punch my oak tree mid-strength 55 times. I do this in the summer and I do it in the fall. Winter and spring too. I do it every single day and so now I have gigantic calluses and ogre-looking knuckles. I catch people staring at them whenever my hands are with beverage.…

I don’t know. What are you asking me for?

Embarrassing. I think you’ve got a couple minutes left to delete that. 

He did back when there used to be millions and millions of visitors and commenters on this webpage. It was easier back then, but also more worthwhile and entertaining for her.

Why is it that the radical left is always trying to co-opt sound strategy that has worked for centuries simply because a few Bernouts were too stoned to remember to vote? Hillary won the popular vote and lost a few states by an amount well within the margin of error. Even Jill Stein wanted a recount.

Not in that outfit he’s not quitting. That’s not an outfit fit for quitting. That’s an outfit fit for getting max attention. He looks pretty in shape which is unusual for a politician. No wonder he’s putting up a fight to stay in the race. He must be used to fighting. He looks like a guy with a punching bag in his…

members of the progressive Squad of House freshmen

Growth is everything. Think of it this way. You are trying to fill up a bathtub. You have the faucet on at full blast. “Hell yeah, filling up this tub!” But someone comes along and says “Hey wait a minute, you’re using cold and hot water at full blast.” So you obviously tell them “Yeah I wanna fill up this tub so hell…

This is the PG-13 version. Uncensored is way better.

Looks like Drumpf knows he made a fatal error by attacking The Squad and is now doing whatever he can to make amends. Sorry, Drumpfy ol’ boy, not gonna work. 2020 belongs to whoever the DNC chooses to be the candidate.