Im very racist and even I know the difference.

Yeah, our prisons are just overflowing with those damn drug millionaires!

Yes, but there is ridiculous, and there is ridiculous. This is the latter.

Fuck that. This was the best thing that ever happened to this kid, and he was in no way ‘damaged’ to the point of 15 million dollars.

She needs to stop pretending like she got that tumor ass from squats and deadlifts. She had fat transfers to make it bigger. You can tell by her IG “gym” posts that she doesn’t even use the correct form when doing squats, so it’s obvious that she fakes the fucking pictures.

Coulda, shoulda, woulda. We can’t turn back time, the fair market value should be determined based on it’s value today in it’s current state whether commenters on Gawker think that’s fair or not.

Did no one tell her IT’S FUCKING NOVEMBER?

You know what annoys me about this? They probably spent tons of money figuring this design out. There’s no way they didn’t. They probably had a ton of different options made up and had a big meeting deciding which design to choose and then sent it to a focus group and finally decided on this design, which they then…

brags about “pranking” Starbucks by having them write “Merry Christmas” as his name on the cup. He also flashes a gun he brought into the coffee shop

I know right? It’s as if people don’t want to spend their money in establishments that employ morally bankrupt humans. Sheesh.

The cookie story is the polar opposite of a juicy gossip story. Like, you couldn’t find a more lame-ass story about a celebrity if you tried.

I had a bad burger from Fuddruckers one time.

Half-Life 3m/s

She died doing something stupid and trendy, so that pretty much gives us carte blanche to make jokes.

People die every day. Lots of people. Most of them are people you’ll never meet, never hear of, never know. Their deaths are peaceful and violent, clean and grisly, inevitable and tragic, and every shade in between. One day, you’ll be one of them — and maybe, just maybe, someone, through the vehicle of internet…

Hi and welcome to Gawker, you must be new if your making this comment. All death is mocked here but non more so then dying in a dumb way. Does not matter if your rich or poor, black or white, believer or nonbeliever. Your dumb ass death will be mocked.

“Customers were evacuated from the San Luis Obispo store”

It’s VW clean diesel.

Satan. Bam. Done. Rest of the day’s free to look at porn and hate myself for it.