*Wet The Beak Ponzi Scheme Awareness Boca Raton Bowl

That’s weird. Normally when Gawker wants to out someone, they just have Jordan do it on the main page.

I’m playing a game called Study for the GRE. It’s not great.

im kissing youre mother right now noob

At the Copa...Copacabana.

Dear Johnny, I meant to write you sooner but I’ve just been busy
You said your girlfriend’s living with you now, how far from home is she?
Look, I’m really flattered you came by the stadium like that,
And here’s an autograph for you, it’s on the front of the Dallas cap
I’m sorry I didn’t see you week 16, I musta missed you
…

Will Leitch will be your Jamboroo guest host.

Who said he bought anything?

Ray-Ray Armstrong: The party was nice, the party was bumping. And everybody having a ball.

Haha what a fucking loser.

“it’s totally screwed on wrong.”

“Yo Dez, howz it hanging?”

My daughter died in 2011 when she was five from a malignant brain tumor.

Here's a general piece of advice to always remember in the workplace.

And so the challenge was and is to find drama — heartbreak or feel-good will do — that might be worthy of a mention by Bob Costas