“If he’s changed? Good. More power to him. Hope they do well tonight. If he hasn’t, well, like I said before, karma’s a nasty lady.”

Well one of my five friends is half-black so seems spot on.

“I was a little bit worried about those Giants fans who had to leave Sunday’s game in shame after one of them accidentally grabbed a fair ball.”

I assumed he was talking about the O-Line coach, who doesn’t actually draft anybody, but has also punched a woman in the face.

Actually the mom steals their painkillers, and then they graduate to heroin.

If you’re trying to get away with a hit in Bridgewater, everyone knows it’s best to burn the body and leave it behind the train tracks.

Well I can now confirm my wife is not a horrible space creature.

Frank, a white offensive guard on my high school football team

List loses all credibility with Freddie Gibbs not in the top 5, never mind the fact he's not even on it. Big Time Watts is the funniest dude on the internet.