They used a "K" so the kid wouldn't accidentally end up at Harvard.

Decker is still behind the "E" and closer to the second "R" when he catches the ball.

I don't like that opinion. Do you have another one?

Well, I believe in Mr. Graves.

I think you are looking for gawker.com. We don't go in for serious commentary here.

Enough time has passed. He should just go by Jeff Stone knee Gillooly.

"Around" isn't the only thing he's not fucking.

Kid: [points to shorts] "I want those too!"

The kid also has down syndrome. Which makes this even more awesome.

God, I am so sick of these stories just because of some Eagles fans throwing snowballs at Santa over 40 years ago!

Holy shit, a completion in Oakland.

I assume trying to judge someone's height while they're raping you isn't an exact science.

On the plus side, the sentence doesn't have a period.

There's nothing special about this. That's the same exact route that Tony La Russa takes from his car to his front door every night.

im not a big fan of white condiments

Go back to Jezebel.

Deadspin don't like no uppity

duuuude

Yawn. That's a Teboring comment.