Do you need a beer writer?

Do you like Melissa Ethridge?

What's the point of this comment?

This is very offensive. You said you were giving me a back rub.

I saw this article on my facebook page and I have to say I like it. I would read your website again.

Your really smart

I will tell you this: I sure as hell care more about what you think about it then I do about the fucking media. Do you have a blog or could I call you?

First off, my name is M-A-U-R-Y not Mary. I will assume this was an oversight and not some low brow attempt to emasculate me. Second, my uncle is a recovering alcoholic. So, no, your point is irrelevant. Frankly, I find it funny that you immediately adopt the normative assumption that people need to drink to have…

Another thing to think about is the ancillary benefits aspirin can have. My uncle suffered from headaches, albeit not from a tumor, and he took aspirin. It saved his life. He had clogged arteries. But the aspirin thinned his blood and the doctors said it saved his life. Additionally, what if he did have a tumor…

Then what happened?

Did you get your money back? How did that happen?

HAHA! +1 You saved that joke

Haha. I think it was a nice compliment to my post.

Too much chin, in my opinion.

Unretouched pigeon photo.

I come to Deadspin for comments like this one. +1

There aren't enough GIFs here and I know nothing about sports.

Thanks for the welcome. I appreciate it.

It wasn't a funny joke. Jokes are supposed to be funny.

He didn't die. Did you even read the article?