I agree with you 100% on your comment. Comments without pictures are like burgers without the meat? Where's the beef?

Does anybody else see the outline of a man in this grassy knoll area?

It really is amazing how outraged and righteous the surfers feel. I suspect their little Eden has been intruded upon and they cannot handle it. We are talking about surfing! Is there a more superfluous activity in the world?

Yeah, I guess I got a little excited and I hate to be that guy that links to other articles. But we are talking about man eating sharks here.

Wow, this is crazy. I just read this last week: http://www.gq.com/news-politics/…

Ref: Would you agree to a tie?

7th Grade was the best year of my life. Fuck you, asking me to give that up!

I like that one, too.

This is a true story.

My middle school basketball coach only liked to run trick plays. He would have us run the lost contact lens play once a game. If it was a close game and we needed a basket, he would still run a trick play.

I am breaking my vow never to comment on Jezebel only to express my undying love and support for you and this comment.

haha nice

Tremendously.

I hope you are fake, because we will get married, if you are.

Daulerio to Jezebel for $30,000,000 and 1,400 minor league prospects.

Thanks! Maybe if you could just follow me around and give me some pointers I would be better.

This a great post, thanks. Breastfeeding is hard. I have breasts, but not the lactating kind. My wife breastfed our baby. There is no comparison as to what a mom goes through compared to a father. She was up every two hours with our kid, while I slept. At first this drove me nuts. I felt so guilty. I would jump up out…

Agreed. Other than Lil Kim in you got served, I cannot think of a better crossover star.