I agree with you 100% on your comment. Comments without pictures are like burgers without the meat? Where's the beef?

Ref: Would you agree to a tie?

7th Grade was the best year of my life. Fuck you, asking me to give that up!

I like that one, too.

This is a true story.

My middle school basketball coach only liked to run trick plays. He would have us run the lost contact lens play once a game. If it was a close game and we needed a basket, he would still run a trick play.

I am breaking my vow never to comment on Jezebel only to express my undying love and support for you and this comment.

haha nice

Tremendously.

I hope you are fake, because we will get married, if you are.

Daulerio to Jezebel for $30,000,000 and 1,400 minor league prospects.

Thanks! Maybe if you could just follow me around and give me some pointers I would be better.

This a great post, thanks. Breastfeeding is hard. I have breasts, but not the lactating kind. My wife breastfed our baby. There is no comparison as to what a mom goes through compared to a father. She was up every two hours with our kid, while I slept. At first this drove me nuts. I felt so guilty. I would jump up out…

Agreed. Other than Lil Kim in you got served, I cannot think of a better crossover star.

Too bad about Ice-T. I am not surprised, though. It is hard being the greatest actor of a generation and keeping one's sanity. It reminds me of one of his best roles. He played a good stealth pilot fighter gone in bad in Stealth Fighter. In a sort of Nietzchean sense, he was just too exceptional and started to create…

I am not thick skinned enough. At Gawker they just call you an asshole and wish you would die. Here I get a life story and depressed.

It's always nice when someone gets the reference. :)

Too many parenthetic expressions, sorry.

Thanks. Sorry for the rude comment about Jezebel. I like a lot of the posts on Jezebel and the commenters. . Gawker is no different. The humorless flock to me.