We all must agree on this matter!

Haha. If you read my posts, you will discover it is Benjy.

What do you have against reading comprehension problems?

Tell me how you feel about EVERYTHING. I am dying to know.

They should have pictures of a destroyed house, crap filled diapers, dirty laundry, snotty kids rubbing their germs all over each other, insomniacs, some symbol that signifies perpetual death anxiety, and a soundtrack playing chorus focused songs about wagons and antelopes eating cantaloupes.

This is like when Erik Estrada wrote "Fuck the Damn Police!"

You made me laugh.

This speech would have gone over well in the swinger states.

Aide to Mitt Romney, "No, sir, being willing to go both ways is not the same as flip-flopping, in this context."

I stole your Paul Ryan gif for my avatar. Is that legal?

I think that as a white male, I am best qualified to comment on this electoral development. The problem is both the message and the messenger. As perpetrators of the greatest amounts of rapes each year, men are failing to get across the positive message regarding rape. Both Mourdock and Akin had great opportunities…

I agree with you, although I was doing this before you, probably. I hate these self-centered days of indulgence. My favorite thing to do is to keep a list of my friend's birthdays and when it comes up, I call them and list all kinds of people who have the same birthday, but were born before them.

He will employ the dead and all the future babies. Sperm will know no indolence.

I told my wife that when this happens, to celebrate she can watch any 30 minute program on TV!

You, my friend, must embody the very essence of handsomeness itself.

I totally didn't mention the ponies, in my first post. At times, I will just be standing around and wondering if what was really worth voting for Obama, when I could be on a pony. To be honest, I have never been able to be honest enough with myself to get an answer I can be comfortable with. I love ponies and often…

I just like how Mitt is going to create 12 billion jobs on the first day of office and stick it to China. He is SO great.

"Crowley arguably overstepped her expected role as moderator with her live Libya fact check of Romney."