The Angelil funeral has been getting a lot of press up north, here. Only now do I realize that he looks fucking exactly like Chef Boyardee.

i’m a vegan and an idiot and i still wouldn’t feed a baby almond milk (but vegans are used to being on the receiving end of vitriol)

He’s Jev! to me from now on

I’m sorry, is that a fuckin’ Nono hair removal system Kylie’s holding in the .gif? Christ.

Also, fwiw this took place in Canada. Highly recommend Julie Lalonde’s twitter account, she’s very cool, does great work, and is so, so strong.

Your story reminds me a lot of a person that has been very outspoken about her ex’s stalking (and naturally has taken a lot of heat from fucking assholes online about it) for over ten years...

A dear friend of mine is in the midst of escaping someone who seemed cool and seemed ‘perfect for her,’ was handsome and funny and gainfully employed (only mentioning as her previous bf was unable to hold down a job and it created a rift in their relationship) until he started doing shit like grabbing her phone and…

lip sync battles

no, actually don’t

honestly when I buy a new batch of underwear at a 5 for $25 sale, I refer to it as “replacing the fleet”

“[...] some coked up rich girl puked in it in the 80s).”

those aspiring to Nouveau Riche status

She obviously doesn’t keep in step with that whole “mixed fabrics/fibers” Leviticus thing. Most Christians seem to pick and choose what they’ll uphold from the Bible though, like some sort of grotesque religious buffet.

Sorry, but... maybe she’ll help make Bump-Its ‘a thing’ again...? idk

oh god, this was so fuckin’ rude

Looks sorta like what Kim Davis wore to the SOTU last night

No, you’re Rumer Willis

I’m more offended by the name “Elizabella” than anything else here, tbqh. Poor kid has to live with that forever.

Also! Spaghetti-strap cami-style dresses. I thought I was the coolest girl in 8th grade when I was allowed to wear one my mom handmade out of a burgundy rayon fabric with a white and yellow ditzy flower pattern to a birthday party. That would’ve been right around... 1995. *dies*

don’t be within the gravitational pull of the earth