If you’re cool to them on twitter and shout out their product they’ll sometimes send you a ball cap and free can of shaving cream

“(Kitten shown not included).” Bless you, Lillian Vernon.

“Sassique?” I need to check fragrantica and see what this smelled like.

The kids’ plastic dishes looked so familiar to me but I think mine were a Tupperware version from the early 80s since we didn’t have this catalogue in Canada. We did have Regal, though— this all reminds me a lot of the Regal catalogue.

Canadian, here: this could never happen for us as our coupons are extremely strictly worded

thank heavens I clicked through to the E! piece on Rose/Halsey because they called them “gal pals,” thank god in heaven

“gal pals”

In fairness, it’s a beautiful name so I shouldn’t complain about its popularity (but that’s never stopped me before...). It meets my personal standard (three syllables) but I’ve got another one now I’m holding onto and keeping quiet. Congrats on the soon-to-be baby!

It sounds like clearing your throat

I have a second-cousin named Stacy and he is a man.

Same. “Evelyn” was on my list but I just can’t now if it’s a Pinterest Mom thing.

fuck these people

Hell yeah it is; I know a grown-ass “Kale” who had a kid this year.

this pleases me so much because I know someone who had a Jasper about six years ago and thought she was the most original mom going; that no kid would ever be named Jasper again

I know someone who named their kid Kaz two years ago and it’s so bad. Guaranteed to be on the list in the next few years.

Bless you and thank you so much

Not to make it all about me, but this article has been the best thing to happen to me today (and I expect it’ll remain the best thing about the day).

I have read that he’s not actually in any type of rehab but is instead just laying low somewhere, just like that time he was supposed to be punished but instead did a bit of construction work for the summer (before their marriage). Not sure if that’s true but wouldn’t at all surprise me if it isn’t.

He should only be allowed around his own kids during supervised visits, imo

oh yeah! but now i’m bummed i can’t show my face in there anymore try out their apparently great toilet paper

They fired me when I really needed the job and did it like two days before my probation was up, lol. But that’s any big box store practice, really.