How are you supposed to get a tank behind closed doors? Also who is this triggered by a tank? Its awesome!

If my neighbor parked a tank on the street, the only one who would get tired of anything would be the owner who would get tired of me knocking on his door, begging him to let me drive his tank.

I mean, it’s great for lower ranking officers too...

“I’m just blown away by the lack of compassion these companies have.”

nothing he said is trolling, its truth. Look everyone hates to see people loosing everything but you choose where you live and if you choose to live in a place that floods, be it a beachhouse, floodzone, etc its on you when you get flooded. Righteous indignation about “why aren’t you helping bail me out” is about as…

I mean, you’d still have people expecting everyone else to pay for their choosing to live under water.

I kind of like this one...

That’s double the Van Dammage there dude.

Do not disparage the EM-50

How do older cars that were safe when new, now become unsafe?

Remove all that and you get cars like the Arial Atom.

That’s why they ask Jesus to take the wheel

Church vans are that big because of all the casual prejudice they need to put in them.

How could there possibly be “nothing you can do about it?”

You think we should pass laws about how the dealer breaks down its price?

How many people here come to Jalopnik come here to get away from political bullshit and talk about cars? What next? Gonna start talking global warming at someone’s funeral?

Thanks for needlessly bringing politics into this... 

Where’s the love for little trucks going over little jumps?

What, you couldn’t shoehorn in a Trump joke too, you dickhead?

We haven’t lost a battle since 1945. The “war” part you’d have to talk to the politicians about.