Great. How about you finish the series instead.

This isn’t to excuse Eyre Festival, but if you are willing to fly somewhere and pay over 1k to see a music festival headlined by Blink 182 I just am never going to feel sorry for you.

With any luck, he’ll soon forget which team he played for.

I want to get inside Ellie from Brooklyn’s head. She’s got some hot existential takes - “the basis of our lives is our beliefs” and “People don’t live their lives on an ideological wavelength” - and decides, on September 12th, to call into Mike and the Mad Dog to share them.

It’s not that insane. This is the kind of nationalistic fervor many of us were swept up in following the attacks. It’s wrongheaded but that’s where a lot of our heads were at the time.

Russell Westbrook: “I don’t give a fuck about the line.”

Hernandez learned everything he knew about the Bible from Tim Tebow, which explains why his understanding of it was incomplete.

In the last 24 hours, the Celtics went down 0-2 to a laughable Bulls team, Aaron Hernandez committed suicide, and Gronk yukked it up with a propaganda minister nobody respects.

Just as well. Guy thrives in isolation.

This is the same shit Peyton did when he tried to sell his worn uniforms.

Sanchez told the Daily News that she and her daughter were Reyes’ “road family,”

Fleury’s got a no-movement clause that requires the Pens to protect him in the expansion draft–unless he chooses to waive it. Since Pittsburgh can’t protect both goalies, Fleury’s definitely getting trading unless he agrees to waive that NMC.

Counterpoint: Fuck the Pens.

This was a really special team. They were sitting at 11 and goddamn 30 with no hope of a turnaround and every excuse to quit, in a league that has gotten to the point where tanking on one end and resting players on the other is encouraged. The NBA landscape is ripe for teams to give up individual games and entire…

I think the overall theme is “pointlessly”.

America is so fucked right now because the Government has turned the keys to the kingdom over to corporations.

“The world sees her as this glamorous, sophisticated, jet-setting woman,

“That’s the major problem with white boys. Wide feet. Can’t run.”

That link did not make it clear to me in the least what the C-word was, so I’m forced to think it’s the dirtiest C-word I know:

Bush’s people were as loyal as Reagan’s, and willing to fall on their swords for the man.