The problem is they could have done that and given us a full ten episode season. There could have easily been three episodes where Daenerys talked with her staff about the ongoing campaign and actually develop some of the coalition’s weak points. Now it looks like Cersei just got some plot armor and managed to…

Episode 4:

Alright, that was the first episode where the travel bothered me. Specifically Euron catching up to the Unsullied. He simply can’t be everywhere at once. I know they are setting him up as some omnipotent threat, but that’s too much.

The ‘Tics? Fuck you and your dog too

Put your dick in a bun and eat that.

Late lunch is the only answer. If you leave for lunch at 1 or 2, then you have less of the day to come back to. HOW DOES EVERYONE NOT KNOW THIS?

For years I begged you guys to cover the Red Wings. Begged you. The magic of Datsyuk. The playoff streak. The back-from-3-0-that-wasn’t in 2011, featuring Filppula’s game 6 goal, my favorite as a fan including all the Cup winners. Now, here it is. All the Red Wings coverage I could ask for. “The Dynasty that Ate…

The thing I love about conservatives is that they don’t understand the subject matter enough, or have enough faith in their material to just make a joke and let it stand.
It’s like, “Maybe no one signed him because he was taking knees on the sideline and on third and short! (Two minutes later) OR MAYBE IT’S BECAUSE…

I just hope we don’t lose the great character moments that come out in the conversations—part of what I really like about GoT is balancing the action these quieter moments.

So he’s white?

What percentage of people masturbate for the last time realizing they are doing so?

The Penguins literally smashed the ice-skating surface into large, razor-sharp shards and used the shards to decapitate the Ottawa Senators’ players who then literally glided around headless on uneven, blood-soaked ice for multiple periods. Not sure how Ottawa comes back from this without the assistance of a voodoo…

For Mayweather’s sake, I don’t know why you even bothered to write anything down.

It’s probably LaVar Ball you idiot

Once i found a card in my brother’s truck that was signed by all his coworkers expressing condolences on the death of his father. Our dad was very much alive at the time. Yes, my brother is that guy.

There, there, you weren’t going anywhere anyway. A conference finals appearance in a toilet bowl of a conference can wait just a while longer; after all, it has for 40 years.

Well, fuck you. Sincerely! Fuck you, haha. The idea that you would call my comment simplistic when your entire presence on Deadspin’s comment section for every single post is to blindly kiss the ass of whoever wrote the article and contribute nothing of nuance or value (you do it every time and it’s really…

One day, the kids will see the movie and ask, “Did it really happen like that?” And we will shake our heads sadly and explain that, no, it was so much stupider.

I never realized anyone even took the time to find out they don’t like the core humanity of Chris Fucking Berman. I guess I’m a throwback who generally doesn’t give a fuck about a sportscaster’s personal failings. A brief google search indicates he might have sexually harassed Cris Carter’s mistress. Pretty thin…

I agree. Selling much less product and making much less money is markedly easier than selling a lot and making a lot.