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The ‘Tics? Fuck you and your dog too

Put your dick in a bun and eat that.

Late lunch is the only answer. If you leave for lunch at 1 or 2, then you have less of the day to come back to. HOW DOES EVERYONE NOT KNOW THIS?

For years I begged you guys to cover the Red Wings. Begged you. The magic of Datsyuk. The playoff streak. The back-from-3-0-that-wasn’t in 2011, featuring Filppula’s game 6 goal, my favorite as a fan including all the Cup winners. Now, here it is. All the Red Wings coverage I could ask for. “The Dynasty that Ate

The thing I love about conservatives is that they don’t understand the subject matter enough, or have enough faith in their material to just make a joke and let it stand.
It’s like, “Maybe no one signed him because he was taking knees on the sideline and on third and short! (Two minutes later) OR MAYBE IT’S BECAUSE

So he’s white?

What percentage of people masturbate for the last time realizing they are doing so?

The Penguins literally smashed the ice-skating surface into large, razor-sharp shards and used the shards to decapitate the Ottawa Senators’ players who then literally glided around headless on uneven, blood-soaked ice for multiple periods. Not sure how Ottawa comes back from this without the assistance of a voodoo

For Mayweather’s sake, I don’t know why you even bothered to write anything down.

It’s probably LaVar Ball you idiot

Once i found a card in my brother’s truck that was signed by all his coworkers expressing condolences on the death of his father. Our dad was very much alive at the time. Yes, my brother is that guy.

There, there, you weren’t going anywhere anyway. A conference finals appearance in a toilet bowl of a conference can wait just a while longer; after all, it has for 40 years.

Well, fuck you. Sincerely! Fuck you, haha. The idea that you would call my comment simplistic when your entire presence on Deadspin’s comment section for every single post is to blindly kiss the ass of whoever wrote the article and contribute nothing of nuance or value (you do it every time and it’s really

One day, the kids will see the movie and ask, “Did it really happen like that?” And we will shake our heads sadly and explain that, no, it was so much stupider.

I never realized anyone even took the time to find out they don’t like the core humanity of Chris Fucking Berman. I guess I’m a throwback who generally doesn’t give a fuck about a sportscaster’s personal failings. A brief google search indicates he might have sexually harassed Cris Carter’s mistress. Pretty thin

I agree. Selling much less product and making much less money is markedly easier than selling a lot and making a lot.

This isn’t to excuse Eyre Festival, but if you are willing to fly somewhere and pay over 1k to see a music festival headlined by Blink 182 I just am never going to feel sorry for you.

With any luck, he’ll soon forget which team he played for.

I want to get inside Ellie from Brooklyn’s head. She’s got some hot existential takes - “the basis of our lives is our beliefs” and “People don’t live their lives on an ideological wavelength” - and decides, on September 12th, to call into Mike and the Mad Dog to share them.

It’s not that insane. This is the kind of nationalistic fervor many of us were swept up in following the attacks. It’s wrongheaded but that’s where a lot of our heads were at the time.