Yeah that makes no sense to me. Fuck that stupid shit.

Now that is a lady who likes being married to a wealthy pro-footballer... or who likes not being tortured, murdered, and fed to dogs.

No wonder Tom Brady is so quiet about discussing his diet.

You should see my look of surprise that there is still more evidence that Dwight Howard is a grown child in all the worst ways.

I refuse to wish anyone happy birthday on facebook. If they’re an important enough friend they get a call or a text. If they’re not do they really care that I wish them happy birthday on social media?

He ran right out of the back of the interview room.

Upests

Oh, I forgot one notable other alum:

There’s no on-deck circle for the afterlife for this man.

I like the part where Brown walked back to the bench and didn’t even look at Curry. And also the part where the Warriors lost.

I don’t think the Thunder are losing because Andre Roberson didn’t get enough touches.

It still blows my mind that there are states you can’t buy beer and wine in a grocery store.

Wayne’s World 2 is fucking garbage.

Yeah, the ping of the post is the best hockey sound. Especially because it either means “fucking hell” or “thank christ”.

They will have a tough battle in the first round when they face Egypt, Syria, Lebanon, Transjordan, and Iraq simultaneously.

Worst Foodspin article ever. Not one recipe for dog.

If it is fight or flight the penguins have only one option...

Not so fast. As I understand it, the people he beat up were men.

Ketchup/catsup on a hotdog is blasphemous once you’re an adult (over 18).

Please, for the universe’s sake, become a vegetarian.