I don’t think the Thunder are losing because Andre Roberson didn’t get enough touches.

It still blows my mind that there are states you can’t buy beer and wine in a grocery store.

Wayne’s World 2 is fucking garbage.

Yeah, the ping of the post is the best hockey sound. Especially because it either means “fucking hell” or “thank christ”.

They will have a tough battle in the first round when they face Egypt, Syria, Lebanon, Transjordan, and Iraq simultaneously.

Worst Foodspin article ever. Not one recipe for dog.

If it is fight or flight the penguins have only one option...

Not so fast. As I understand it, the people he beat up were men.

Ketchup/catsup on a hotdog is blasphemous once you’re an adult (over 18).

Please, for the universe’s sake, become a vegetarian.

I actually have a solution. Birds could stop flying full speed into walls like idiots!

“Moonlight: Best Picture,” spat Horowitz.

I’m guessing (I don’t know the La La Land dudes) that the bald fellow who broke the news over the mic was the above-mentioned Jordan Horowitz?

I’ve never seen him before but I admire how he was serious as a heart attack about this. He wasn’t having any jokes, he was not putting up with any confusion, and he fucking…

Although it was pitiful he went from screw up to a spot close enough to the senate to be able to make an introduction for emergency power transfer.

It really is a shame we never got to see Jar Jar executed.

Meesa....sigh. Meesa givin dem da handjobs for Death Sticks, ok? How about yoosa? Yousa want? Here, meesa give free sample. Free sample. Where yoosa going? No! NO! Come back!

the only thing i care about in football is when the winning team lines up to gently kiss the tip of the president’s penis and receive a championship muffin

Love how they care more about the leaks/leakers than the content in said leaks.

A lot of times, you hear stories about a professional athlete going broke, and you feel bad for them.

Yeah, he’d be mocked, because he called someone racist who didn’t do anything racist. That’s worthy of mockery.